This should be a breeze Nami thought to herself as she stretched on her side of the Amazon Lily battle ring. She was currently wearing a skimpy, orange, leopard print two-piece that was somewhat ragged. Stretching across from her was the Kuja tribe women Sweet Pea, wearing a yellow version of Nami’s outfit over her rotund body.
Who would’ve thought that Amazon Lily would pay big bucks to fight women from other islands!? Nami’s thoughts continued. And the chick I’m fighting is huge! I should be able to run circles around her!
“Ms. Nami!” Sweet Pea called from across the arena, nearly drowned out by the cheering crowd. “Are you ready to begin!”
The navigator chuckled. “You bet! Don’t expect me to go easy on you just because you’re Luffy’s friend!”.
Sweet Pea gave her own hearty laugh in response. “I would not dream of it!”.
“Fighters!” Boa Hancock called from atop her throne overlooking the arena, silencing the crowd. “Enough talking! Are you ready to begin!?
“Yes, Snake Princess!” Sweet Pea replied, standing at attention.
“Yeah! Yeah! Let’s get on with it!” Nami said with a wave of her hand.
“Watch your tongue, Ms. Nami!” Sweet Pea growled. “That’s our queen you’re talking to so casually!”
Hmmm…maybe some teasing will knock her off her game! Nami thought as she leaned forward and stuck out her tongue. “You’re gonna have to make me, fatty!”. Sweet Pea snarled as she took a fighting stance.
“Wonderful!” Hancock spoke up with a smile. “It looks like we will have an excellent bout! Let us wait no longer!” Hancock brings her hand down swiftly to signal the sounding of the gong, bringing the crowd back to cheers.
Upon hearing the gong, Nami made a beeline for Sweet Pea. The amazonian swung a fist towards her head, but the navigator rolled under it and turned to lash out at her.
I’ve got you now! THUD! “MMMMPPPHHHH~!!!” Nami was taken by surprise when Sweet Pea drove an elbow right in her face, making her real backwards and hold her bloody nose.
“What the hell!?” Nami complained nasally as she unwisely turned away from her opponent. Sweet Pea took advantage of her mistake, grabbing the Strawhat by the waist and swiftly lifting her up and above her head.
“Gotcha!”
“Wait, wait, waaaaaiiiiiiitttt~!!!” THUD! “GGGGGGAAAAHHHH~!!!!” Nami wailed as she was thrown over Sweet Pea’s head, landing on her shoulders and the back of her neck before she was laid out flat on the ground. “Uuuuhhhh…..”.
As Nami writhed in pain, the Kuja woman flexed and cheered for the crowd. When she finally regained her senses, her cowardly side came out, and she tried to sneak away on all fours.
I underestimated this bitch! No money is worth fighting her! I’ve got to get….
“Oh no you don’t!” Nami turned to see Sweet Pea right on her heels, barely able to push herself up as the chubby woman jumped and landed an elbow drop on her back.
THUD!
“NNNNNOOOOOOO~!!!!” Nami was pinned to the ground by the elbow, stopping her in her tracks. When Sweet Pea got up, she dragged Nami with her, clutching her head in her hands so that she could stare right into her soft brown eyes.
“A true warrior doesn’t run away from battle, Ms. Nami!” Sweet Pea growled as she crushed Nami’s head in her grip. “She faces her challenge head on, whether she wins or loses!”.
“Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!!!” Nami groaned as she kicked her feet about and tried to pry herself free, ignoring Sweet Pea’s lecture. “Will you let me go, you big gorilla!?” Sweet Pea huffed before rocking her head forward in a headbutt.
THWACK!
“GGAAHHH~!!!” Nami was knocked to the floor from the blow, leaving her wide open for Sweet Pea to jump and land butt first on her belly.
SMATT!
“OOOOOFFFFFF~!!!!!” Nami folded around the Kuja Pirate in a quick jerk before falling back to the ground. Not wasting any time, she dragged Nami up to her feet, keeping her keeled over so that she could bring her knees up into her stomach and breasts.
THUD! THUD! SMACK!
“OOOFFF~!!! DDOOOHHH~!!! OOOOOOHHH~!!!”. Immediately, Sweet Pea grabbed Nami by the throat and lifted her above her head in an amazing feat of strength, periodically lifting her up and down in time with the cheers of the crowd.
“Put….me……down!” Nami said with each lift, trying to pry herself free.
“With pleasure!” Sweet Pea replied, making Nami widen her eyes in terror.
“Wait…wait, wait wait!” SMATT! “DDDOOOOHHHHH~!!!!” Nami heaved as she was dropped belly first across Sweet Pea’s knee. The redhead was rolled off her knee to fall to the ground unceremoniously, allowing the Kuja to pump her fists up at the crowd.
“Strength is beauty!” She cheers as Nami writhes on the ground.
Is all that money really worth getting my shit rocked!? She thought as she tried to push herself up on her elbows. In the process, she felt the ground rumbling and turned to see her tormentor flying towards her through the air.
THUD!
“OOOOOOOFFFFFFF~!!!!!” Her tree trunk of a leg came down on Nami’s chest in a leg drop, crushing her cleavage like a rolling pin does to dough and forcing her onto her back. “Uuuuhhhh….”.
“Enough!” Sweet Pea exclaimed as she got to her feet once again. “Let’s finish this, Ms. Nami!”. The navigator turned her head to glare up at the portly woman.
“Bring….it…..” she muttered “…..Bitch!”
“Hmph!” Sweet Pea grunted as she reached down and lifted her up by her hair. She then wrapped her arms around her waist and lifted her upside down, leaving her hanging limply in her grasps.
“FOR THE SNAKE PRINCESS!!!!!!” The Kuja shouted as she ran forward and jumped into the air.
THUD!
“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!” Nami was driven into the ground in a piledriver as Sweet Pea landed on her butt. She was left upside down with her legs stiff and in the air before her lower body slumped forward, leaving her ass in the air. Sweet Pea left her in her compromising position, slapping her ass before standing up and planting her foot on it and flexing for the crowd.
“Fantastic!” Boa Hancock announced with a raised hand. “The winner of our bout: SWEET PEA!” the crowd cheered as the victor continued to eat it up.
At least I’m still getting paid Nami thought to herself as she looked up to the sky with her opponent standing on her folded body.