“OOOFFFF!!!” Princess Peach violently expelled air from her puffed up cheeks as her opponent squeezed the life out of her. Wario had his beefy arms wrapped around her midsection to lock her in a Bearhug, Peach’s ample bosom resting on his head and blocking the shorter man from her view.
“Got you now, you bitch!” Wario taunts as his voice causes her underboob to vibrate.
“AAACCCKKK!!!” Peach turned to see her fellow princess Daisy on the canvas, her neck trapped in the vice that was Waluigi’s toned legs in a Headscissor. The scoundrel laughed at the princess’s sorry state as she kicked her feet about.
“Got anything else smart to say, slut!?” Waluigi taunted while looking over his shoulder at the brunette.
“AAAACCCKKK~!!!” Daisy could only gag in response, eyes rolling into the back of her head as she clawed at his thighs with her tongue hanging out.
***
“Welcome, everybody, to the Mushroom Kingdom Wrestling Circuit!” The Toad within the ring screamed into the microphone, much to the delight of the crowd. All the Toads, Yoshis, Shyguy’s and other creatures of the kingdom roared with anticipation before the Announcer Toad continued in his shrill voice.
“Our first match is a special one! It’s an all-out tag-team match between good and evil! In the Blue corner, the lovely princess of our beloved kingdom, and her fellow princess of Sarasaland. They are…Princess Peach and Princess Daisy…..ROYAL PAIN!!!!”
The crowd roars at the introduction, and the women reply appropriately, waving and blowing kisses at their adoring audience. Peach was wearing a pink leotard with a deep, revealing V-neck, that exposed her navel and the middle part of her cleavage. The leotard had sleeves running down her arms, and it was riding up her crotch, exposing her ass cheeks and outlining her camel toe. She also wore fingerless pink gloves, along with long, white wrestling boots. Daisy had a sportier look, wearing a yellow sports bra and gym shorts with an orange trim. They hugged her body tightly, making her curves pop out. Her fingerless gloves were black, and she had boots that matched Peach’s. Both princesses wore their crowns on top of their heads.
“And in the Red corner!” The Toad continued after the crowd died down. “We have a dastardly duo of doppelgangers! They are…Wario and Waluigi…..THE BITTER BROTHERS!!!”
Their introduction was met with a mix of boos and cheers, the former coming from the Toads and the Yoshi’s, while the latter came from the Koopas and Goombas. The pair paid them no mind, posing and flexing for the crowd with no regard towards the jeers. Wario wore a bright yellow speedo, with a matching hat and white wrestling shoes. The rest of his body was exposed, allowing him to show off his beefy arms and his bulging pot belly. Similar to his brother, Waluigi wore a purple speedo with a matching hat, but with black boots. His ensemble showed off his tall, lean, and muscular physique.
“Okay, teams! Choose your first fighter!” Toad announced. The princesses shared a nod, which was followed by Daisy leaving the ring while Peach stayed in to stretch. Meanwhile the brothers were engaged in an unserious game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, continuing to tie until Wario beat Waluigi, the former cheering boisterously while the later kicked the ground in annoyance.
“Here are the rules!” Toad explained. “Both teams will fight until a member from one team submits! This can be done through submission holds, strikes, even sexual attacks!” The audience roared some more at that remark, making Wario rub his hands in excitement while Peach rolled her eyes and stuck her tongue at him.
“However, if one teammate enters without getting tagged, it’s every man for themselves! So don’t run in all willy-nilly! Any questions?”
“Just start the match already!” Wario heckled as he cracked his knuckles. “I want to get me some of that sweet Peach ass!” Waluigi snickered at his brother’s remark, not bothering to cover his mouth to hide the fact.
“Oh, eat shit and die, you pig!” Peach shot back with a flip of her hair. Daisy laughed at Peach’s fiery comeback, slapping her on her shoulder.
“Well! Since you all are so eager….” Toad raised his hand into the air before bringing it down swiftly. “BEGIN! The bell rang, signifying the match’s start. Peach and Wario circled each other as their partners cheered them on.
“Kick his ass, Peachy!” Daisy yelled while leaning forward against the ropes.
“Fuck her up, bro!” Waluigi honked from his side of the ring.
Finally, the two fighters locked up, grasping hands and pushing against each other in a test of strength. While Wario might have been bulkier than her, Peach had a height advantage, giving her the leverage to lift his arms above his head and nail him with a knee to his chin.
“KIYAH!”
THWACK!
“UUUHHHNNN~!!!” Wario’s eyes rolled into the back of his head as it was rocked back, his teeth clashing against each other from the blow. As he reeled backwards, Peach grabbed one of his wrists with both hands and Irish Whipped him into a neutral corner, where his portly frame crashed into the post belly first.
THUD!
“OOOOFFFF!!! Uuuhhhh….” He leaned against the post briefly to catch his breath, but his brother’s screaming from across the ring brought him back to his senses.
“Move outta the way, idiot!”.
“Huh?” Wario turned around just in time to see Peach’s plump butt flying towards him.
BOOM!
“MMMMMPPPPHHH~!!!!” Wario’s head was smashed into the post behind him as his face was enveloped by Peach’s shapely ass. When she removed it, the faux Mario sank down to his own rear end, his eyes going cross as his head lolled around in a daze. “Uuuuhhh….”
“Way to go, Peachy~!” Daisy cheered for her teammate as Peach waved at her in return. Taking advantage of her position, the Mushroom Princess grabbed the ropes behind her and arched her back to wind up her next hip attack.
SMACK!
“Mmmm!!!” Wario was enveloped by Peach’s sweet scent again as she slammed her butt into his face once more. The smothering was brief, since Peach removed her ass almost immediately. But Wario could barely gasp for air before she rammed her butt into his face once again.
SMACK!
“Mmmmppph…!!!”
“Too much Peach ass for you, asshole?” Peach teased as she repeated the move. “You should be honored, Wario! Bowser has been trying to get a taste of me for years, and you get to do it for free!”
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
“…..Mmmm! ….Mmmmpph! ….MMMMM!!!” Wario was not pleased to accept this honor, slapping Peach’s bare beach as she kept it pressed against his face. As she rubbed it side to side, Peach blew kisses and winks towards the crowd, much to the frustration of the fuming Waluigi.
“Okay! I’m bored~!” Peach exclaimed as she removed her ass from Wario’s face to let the fake plumber fall to his knees.
“Oooohhh….” Before he could fall, however, Peach grabbed him by the hair and lifted him up to lock him in a Side headlock. He struggled in the hold briefly before the blonde ran forward to Bulldog him into the canvas.
THUD!
“MMMPPPPHHH!!!” Wario grunted as his face was slammed into the ground, remaining there as Peach got up to showboat, waving and cheering at the crowd while slapping her ass.
“Dammit dude!” Waluigi growled as he gripped the ropes tightly. “GET UP AND FIGHT!” Wario could not comply with his request, as Princess Toadstool dragged his lifeless body to her corner, where she tagged Daisy in with a high five.
“You’re up~!” She encouraged as she exited through the ropes.
“Thanks toots!” Daisy responded in kind as she climbed the corner post. As soon as she got her footing on the pole, Wario was trying to push himself up.
“Guuuhh….that bitch….” He grumbled under his breath, not realizing that Daisy had just jumped off the post to elbow drop him.
THUD!
“GGGAAAAHHH!!!” Wario howled as he crashed onto the canvas, Daisy’s elbow piercing him in the back and forcing him to fall down. While the portly wrestler moaned on the canvas, Daisy danced around his prone body, eating up the cheers of the crowd.
“Fucking bitch!” Waluigi cursed at the princess, the young lady responding in turn with a middle finger and her tongue sticking out at him. Turning back to Wario, the princess reached down to drag him up by his arm.
“Uuugghhh…” She managed to drag him to his knees, the fake plumber still hunched over with his head hung low. Daisy took advantage of this, rushing forward while yanking his arm and then jumping to Leg Drop Wario across the back of his head.
BOOM!
“SSSHHHHIIITTTT!!!” Wario hissed as his head was slammed into the canvas with the help of Daisy’s boot.
“You get him, girl!” Peach cheered as her partner sprang up and pumped her fist in the air, lording over her opponent. Waluigi, meanwhile, was too busy hanging his head in shame to notice his brother struggling to his feet.
“Damn you…..you slut!” Wario roared as he rushed towards the still celebrating princess.
“Oh crap!” Peach gasped as she saw Wario barreling towards a seemingly distracted Daisy. “Look ou…..!!”
THUD!
“DDDDOOOOHHH!!!!”
“….nevermind….” Peach cut herself off when Daisy lashed out behind her with a donkey kick to Wario’s gut, making him keel over and expel plenty of air.
“Aww, you alright big guy?” Daisy mocked as she leaned down so that she was mere inches from Wario’s head. “You want me to put you out of your misery?”
“…..eat…..SHIT!” Wario heaved, suddenly popping up to swing at the brunette and catch her off guard. Daisy, however, managed to dodge it by leaning backwards. Wario continued to swing at her aimlessly, the princess dodging each punch until she blocked one and immediately countered with a hook of her own.
THWACK!
“OOOOOFFF!!!”
Daisy then proceeded to beat him senseless, driving multiple punches into his face and forcing him to back up.
THUD! THWACK! SMACK!
“AAHH!! GAAHH!! OOOWWW!!” Eventually, she grabbed the delirious Wario by the arm and spun him around until she swung him into his corner.
BANG!
“OOOOOOOHHHHHH~!!!” The portly man slammed into the post gut first, loosing even more air in a deep gas before falling backwards onto the canvas.
“Shit, you alright bro?” Waluigi hissed under his breath, looking down at the bruised and groaning face of Wario.